Sardarni , Santa Singh were out on a romantic evening. She said to him, “Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” “Sure” replied Santa “What’s your phone number?”
A crow shits on a Sardar… Sardarni hands over a tissue paper to Sardarji.
Sardar says : “Ab kiski gand pochun.. Kauwa to udd gaya.”
Once Santa went to beach. A man was doing push up at the shore. Santa stops there & started laughing & said,” I am sorry to tell u my dear friend but the girl below u has already left !