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How can i do it ?

Wife tells husband “See our neighbor kisses his wife whenever he goes outside, Why can’t you do it?”

“Even i want to do it, But i don’t even know her!” husband replies.

Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband : Aah! …At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife : Do you want me to leave?
Husband : No! Don’t even think about it.
Wife : Do you love me?
Husband : Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife : Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband : No! Why are you even asking?
Wife : Will you kiss me?
Husband : Every chance I get!
Wife : Will you hit me?
Husband : Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife : Can I trust you?
Husband : Yes.
Wife : Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

Just for confirmation !

Husband sends an SMS to his wife “Hi Honey, Im in a bar with some friends, Make sure you wash all my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before i return”.

After a while he sends another SMS “Hi Dear, i forgot to tell you that, i got a promotion at work and will buy a new jewellery for you this month end”.

“OMG, Really! thats a great news” wife texts back.

“Not actually, i just wanted to confirm that you got my first message” Husband replies.