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Why Newton committed suicide??

When he finally arrived in India, he decided to watch a Tamil movie and soon was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk, and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, the great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. “Long Live Rajanikanth.”

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? Nah…. not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his Revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

This was already too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that Indian heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Sir Newton is smiling since he thinks it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide. !!!!!!!!!!

Rajini’s quote to all IT developers – Good one. So funny!!!!!

Our super star the ultimate incomparable rajini going to act as a project manager in his next flim so our guys create a punch dialogue for him hw is it? Rajini’s advice to all Project Managers

“Commitment should be there, not commotion, pressure should be there, but should not be panicky, softness should be there, should not shout like this “… On a whole a manager should be a manager, not a damager.You know one thing; Faulty Design document is the root cause for all Bugs”. Rajini starts to leave the place but turns once again

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST!!….

“Highly tensioned Project Manager or a lengthy coding Programmer can never complete a project successfully”.