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How Santa Singh got His Job

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time .

He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above

S : Below

O : Front

S : Back

O : Left

S : Right

O : Male

S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)

S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly…U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)

S : Pichhly…P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)

O : U…..G….. L …… Y…..(Officer shouts)

S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y……

Our Santa Singh also shouts)

Officer is now angry.

O : Get out

S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.

S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.

S : I am selected …….. ……. And This is how Santa Singh got his job.

A small true for success……

SUCCESS …

A small truth to make our Life’s 100% successful…

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then, H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)…

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money? …
…No!!!!!

Leadership? …

…NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our

“ATTITUDE”

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes…

OUR Life 100% Successful…

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

To achieve this 100% attitude, you must !!! be disciplined in life……yes that reminds me…

Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivewhite, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.
and lastly……………..

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women requiwhite to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone