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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

The Corporate language !!

“We will do it” Means
” You will do it”

“You have done a great job”
“More work to be given to you”

“We are working on it”
“We have not yet started working on the same”

“Tomorrow first thing in the morning”
“Its not getting done…
At least not tomorrow !”.

“After discussion we will decide – I am very open to views”
“I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

“There was a slight miscommunication”
“We had actually lied”

“Lets call a meeting and discuss”
“I have no time now, will talk later”

“We can always do it”
“We actually cannot do the same on time”

“We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline”
“The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

“We had slight differences of opinion”
“We had actually fought”

“Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you”
“Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”

“You should have told me earlier”
“Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

“We need to find out the real reason”
“Well I will tell you where your fault is”

“Well… Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected”
“Well you know…”

“We are a team”
“I am not the only one to be blamed”

“That’s actually a good question”
“I do not know anything about it”

“All the Best”
” You are in trouble”


Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.


Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students


Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Teacher : Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’


Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay. The clerk replies, ‘Boss when I went to the lift it said ‘during an emergency please use the staircase’!!!