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Before and After marriage behavior

If men behave the same way after marriage that they used to do before marriage, Half the divorces won’t happen.

If women behave the same way before marriage that they do after marriage, Half the marriages won’t happen!

Its a Trap !

While doing house work a lady observes that her husband is watching something seriously on TV.

Suddenly he shouts “Noo, Don’t enter the church its a Trap!”.

Scared wife asks husband, “What are you watching honey?”

Husband replies “Our Marriage DVD !!!”

Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband : Aah! …At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife : Do you want me to leave?
Husband : No! Don’t even think about it.
Wife : Do you love me?
Husband : Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife : Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband : No! Why are you even asking?
Wife : Will you kiss me?
Husband : Every chance I get!
Wife : Will you hit me?
Husband : Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife : Can I trust you?
Husband : Yes.
Wife : Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.