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Bloody English !

Husband calls his wife and asks “Honey, what are you doing?”

Wife replies “I’m dying”

Husband jumps up with joy and says “Don’t do it, how can i live without you!!!”

“Idiot, I am dying my hair” wife replies

“Bloody English, i hate it” husband sighs.

Before and After marriage behavior

If men behave the same way after marriage that they used to do before marriage, Half the divorces won’t happen.

If women behave the same way before marriage that they do after marriage, Half the marriages won’t happen!

Its a Trap !

While doing house work a lady observes that her husband is watching something seriously on TV.

Suddenly he shouts “Noo, Don’t enter the church its a Trap!”.

Scared wife asks husband, “What are you watching honey?”

Husband replies “Our Marriage DVD !!!”