An employee calls his boss and tell “I cannot come to work today”
“Why not?” asks the boss.
“My wife is still on bed, she didn’t prepare breakfast and didn’t iron my clothes” the employee replies.
“That’s not an excuse” shouts the boss,
“Well you wake my wife and tell it to her” the employee replies
Wife tells husband “See our neighbor kisses his wife whenever he goes outside, Why can’t you do it?”
“Even i want to do it, But i don’t even know her!” husband replies.