A man comes home from work. Sits on a chair, turns on TV and tells his wife “Bring me a beer, before it stars. Quick”
His wife looks at him for a second and gives a beer.
After finishing it the man asks again “Give me one more, its about to start now! Hurry up”.
This times she looks at him with anger and gives a beer.
He finishes it and tells again “Be fast, It may start in any second, give me another one”.
“You lazy idiot, you didn’t even say hello to me, I’ve been doing all the work all day long, I am not your slave running around you” shouts his wife.
“Oh no, It started” the husband sighs!