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INTEL

One politician, one thief and an INTEL Manager died. They went straight to hell. Don’t ask me why hell, but not heaven.

The politician said “I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.” She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?”.

The devil said “Five million dollars”.

The politician wrote him a check immediately and went to sit back on her chair.

The thief saw all these and was so jealous, he started screaming, “My turn! I want to call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!”

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call? Make sure it’s cheap enough.”

The devil said “Ten million dollars”.

He smashed his forehead. But he still made a check and went to sit back on his chair.

The INTEL Manager was even more jealous and started screaming, “I want to call my office friends and managers too.”

He called other INTEL employees and he talked for twenty hours about cost cutting measures, stock gains, market segments, improvising, automation,… he talked and talked and talked. Finally, when he’s done he asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?”

The devil answered “Twenty dollars”.

The INTEL Manager was stunned and asked for confirmation, “Twenty dollars? Only??”

Devil said…




Calling from Hell to INTEL is a local call!

Do u like this joke?

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church office and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church.’

The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’

‘Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!’ ‘I’m very sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.’

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old man, ‘Sir, what seems to be the problem here?’ ‘There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won 200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.’

‘I see,’ said the pastor. ‘And is this b***h giving you a hard time?

What am I?

It’s true I have both face and hands and move before your eyes
Yet when I run(go) my body stands
and When I stand I lie

What am I?

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