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Who did it?

Someone killed the President in a round house.
So a cop interrogates the people who worked in the round house.
Butcher didnt do it because he was chopping the meat.
Maid didnt do it she was sweeping in the corners.
Butler was serving the guests.
and the Chef was cooking dinner.
Who did it?

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The maid, because its a round house there are no corners!!!

Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

How do you know this, Sister?

My Mother Superior told me so.

But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?

Don’t be ridiculous–of course I have never taken alcohol myself

Then let me buy you a drink – if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life

How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!

I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know.

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks, then he lowers his voice and says to the barman and could you put the vodka in a teacup?

Oh no! It’s not that Nun again is it?
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BOSS

A guy phones up his Boss,
but gets the bosses’ wife instead.
I’m afraid he died last week.
she explains.

The next day the
man calls again and asks for
the boss. I told you the wife replies,
he died last week.

The next day he calls again and once more
asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting
upset and shouts, I’VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?

He replied laughing,
I just love hearing it…