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Intelligent Sardarji

One day a Sardarji was bored and was dialing all numbers of his office colleagues he remember .

He dials a number and hear a lady’s sweet voice “Hello”.

Then Sardarji replies “Hi, Can we go on a date? Would you like to have fun?”

“Do you know who i am ?” the lady shouts,

“No” Sardarji replies,

“I am the manager of this company” she answers

“Do you know to whom you are talking to?” Sardarji shouts.

“No” the lady replies

“Thank you” says Sardarji and cuts the call.

What is the time?

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?”

The patient calls back, “One moment!” and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter’s level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, “It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is.”

The man can’t help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, “That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?” The patient holds up his wrist and says, “I suppose I’d just look at my watch.”

accomplished cook

A newly married society girl was determined to prove to her husband what an accomplished cook she was, and on the servant’s day off, set about cooking a chicken for his dinner. She plucked the fowl carefully, arranged it neatly in a dish, and put it in the oven.
Two hours later she heard a loud banging on the oven door. Investigation proved that the disturbance was being made by the chicken. ‘Lady,’ it cried piteously, ‘either give me back my feathers or turn on the oven. I’m freezing to death in this oven.’