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Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

 

  • Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
  • When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
  • When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
  • There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
  • When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
  • If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni’s follower
  • Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories
  • Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
  • Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
  • Rajnikanth can make onions cry!
  • Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !
  • Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
  • People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajnikanth for Help
  • Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
  • Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in
  • Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi
  • Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
  • There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no one can fool him
  • Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajnikanth’s shooting practice
  • Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
  • Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet
  • Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
  • When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
  • Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
  • Gmail’s email address gmail@rajnikanth.com
  • Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
  • Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
  • When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth
  • Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
  • Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
  • Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
  • Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
  • Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth, He got what he deserved .
  • Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times
  • Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.
  • Rajnikanth can drown a fish
  • Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don’t watch a few seconds movie.
  • Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano
  • Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
  • Once death has “Near Rajnikanth experience”
  • Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
  • When Rajnikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajni Inside”
  • Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
  • Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes
  • Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door
  • Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth”
  • Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s IQ…. poor Paul!
  • Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !
  • Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
  • When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
  • Rajnikant B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
  • When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
  • The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for Running !
  • Rajnikanth can speak in Braille
  • Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  “The Islands”
  • Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
  • Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
  • Rajnikanth can remember the Future !
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • Rajnikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
  • Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy it
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  • There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
  • Rajnikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!  That’s why its not visible from earth
  • Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
  • Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
  • When Google wants to search something, they search Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !
  • Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs
  • Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth
  • Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
  • To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
  • Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
  • Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
  • Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum
  • Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
  • Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover
  • Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
  • Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
  • Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth can smell the sound
  • Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer
  • Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
  • Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass !
  • Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water
  • Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze

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