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If you do not succeed

If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
If at first you don’t succeed, quit; don’t be a nut about success.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don’t succeed, try a shorter bungee.
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

I Know

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said “I know that you eat if i go”.

Where are u from ?

Teacher to Sardar: “Where were you from?”

Sardar: from Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar (after thinking): No actually I am from GOA.