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Just for confirmation !

Husband sends an SMS to his wife “Hi Honey, Im in a bar with some friends, Make sure you wash all my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before i return”.

After a while he sends another SMS “Hi Dear, i forgot to tell you that, i got a promotion at work and will buy a new jewellery for you this month end”.

“OMG, Really! thats a great news” wife texts back.

“Not actually, i just wanted to confirm that you got my first message” Husband replies.

My TV not working !

A Poor husband tells his friend “My 28 inches TV is not working since my wife left me”.

Amazed friend asks “Oh no, but how your TV not working is related to your wife?”

“Well my TV used to be 56 inches, but my wife wanted half of everything !!” replies the sad husband.