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Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

 

  • Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
  • When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
  • When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
  • There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
  • When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
  • If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni’s follower
  • Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories
  • Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
  • Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
  • Rajnikanth can make onions cry!
  • Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !
  • Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
  • People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajnikanth for Help
  • Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
  • Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in
  • Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi
  • Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
  • There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no one can fool him
  • Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajnikanth’s shooting practice
  • Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
  • Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet
  • Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
  • When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
  • Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
  • Gmail’s email address gmail@rajnikanth.com
  • Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
  • Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
  • When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth
  • Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
  • Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
  • Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
  • Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
  • Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth, He got what he deserved .
  • Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times
  • Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.
  • Rajnikanth can drown a fish
  • Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don’t watch a few seconds movie.
  • Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano
  • Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
  • Once death has “Near Rajnikanth experience”
  • Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
  • When Rajnikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajni Inside”
  • Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
  • Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes
  • Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door
  • Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth”
  • Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s IQ…. poor Paul!
  • Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !
  • Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
  • When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
  • Rajnikant B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
  • When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
  • The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for Running !
  • Rajnikanth can speak in Braille
  • Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  “The Islands”
  • Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
  • Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
  • Rajnikanth can remember the Future !
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • Rajnikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
  • Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy it
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  • There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
  • Rajnikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!  That’s why its not visible from earth
  • Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
  • Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
  • When Google wants to search something, they search Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !
  • Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs
  • Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth
  • Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
  • To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
  • Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
  • Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
  • Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum
  • Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
  • Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover
  • Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
  • Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
  • Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth
  • Rajnikanth can smell the sound
  • Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer
  • Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
  • Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass !
  • Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water
  • Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze

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24 comments

  1. Rajinikant knows who writes what about him.

  2. I think Rajinikanth never checks these sights…… or else he will strangle you without using his hands

  3. i mean sites not sights

  4. Facebook sent the 1st friend request to Rajnikanth !!!

  5. Frist man to go on mars -rajinikanth

  6. Dinosaur rajinikanth se darte the,kahi wo unhe kha na de.

  7. rajinikanth is the one and only

  8. Rajni can still dry even in heavy rain

  9. rajini borns before his father born!!!!!

  10. wow this is very nice and rajnikanth very funny yaar

  11. Indian railways is thinking to recruit rajnikanth as they running out of power sources.

  12. Rajni’s fan make him larger than life…………..there is no credit of rajni himself………..

  13. Rajnikanth Jokes

    There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he
    turned the sun up.

  14. rajnikant is staying on the planet which he used to play as marbles

  15. Rajni bought an acre of land with 4 wellls on each side. WHY?
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    to play carrom ;)

  16. Rajnikant can wish belated birthday in advance.

  17. Rajnikant know who will win world cup 2017

  18. Saamp rajnikaanth se zeher easyload jarwata hai

  19. Rajnikanth apne ghar ki tanki main nahane gaya to nall se bahar nikla

  20. Future janta hai ko rajnikanth uska future jaant hai

  21. Once lord Shiva asked goddess Parvati “Where is my Trishul”. Parvati said “Rajnikant took it, he wanted to enjoy maggi with hos girlfriend”

  22. Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there…. hmmmm… He reached there before the coin…

  23. rajnikhant dont have a cpu..he has to just turn on his screen

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