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why did u eat it?

Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?

Pregnant Lady: It’s a cute little baby.

Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?

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Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

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Laloo: Doctor, I don’t remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

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