Statement: You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.
True Meaning: You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.
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Statement: I really want to get to know you better.
True Meaning: So that I can tell my friends about it.
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Q. God created a man before a woman. What did God say after creating man?
A. I can do better.
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Q. What did God say after HE made Eve?
A. Practice makes me perfect.
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Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy