True Meaning of Romantic Statements of Boyfriend

Statement: You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.

True Meaning: You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.

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Statement: I really want to get to know you better.

True Meaning: So that I can tell my friends about it.

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Q. God created a man before a woman. What did God say after creating man?

A. I can do better.

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Q. What did God say after HE made Eve?

A. Practice makes me perfect.

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Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?

A. Lazy