A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl
about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What
are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to
miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give
me a Kiss?”
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best
Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be
Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”