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SOME CONTRADICTIONS

* In An Office:
      TOILET OUT OF ORDER…… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    * In A Laundromat:
      AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    * In A London Department Store:
      BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    * In A Factory:
      WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

      In A Workploace:
      AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

      Outside A Secondhand Shop:
      WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR  WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

      Notice In Health Food Shop Window:
      CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

      Spotted In A Safari Park:
      ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

      Seen During A Conference:
      FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON  THE 1ST FLOOR

      Notice In A Farmer’s Field:
      THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

      On A Repair Shop Door:
      WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T  WORK)

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