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Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To do suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

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Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

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Santa was weeping at a grave, “Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

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A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

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Laloo’s Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

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Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t have any more work.

Santa: That’s all right, sir. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t ask you to give me work anyway!!

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Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.

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Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.

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