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not hungry and horny

A man walks into a bar/ brothel, slams $5000 dollars on the counter and says to the mistress “I’d like your fattest, ugliest girl, and a baloney sandwich.” The mistress says, “But sir, with that kind of money you could buy the biggest steak and have the nicest girl here” The man replies “You idiot, I’m not hungry and horny, I’m homesick.”

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