Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath’. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good. when it is bad, well, it is better than nothing
The only reason I would kick you out of bed is to f*ck you on the floor.
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.