Don't Miss
Home / Jokes / Family Jokes / Before and After Marriage

Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband : Aah! …At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife : Do you want me to leave?
Husband : No! Don’t even think about it.
Wife : Do you love me?
Husband : Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife : Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband : No! Why are you even asking?
Wife : Will you kiss me?
Husband : Every chance I get!
Wife : Will you hit me?
Husband : Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife : Can I trust you?
Husband : Yes.
Wife : Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*


9 + = 18

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Pinterest