hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die
hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..
he will die eventually of frustration…
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn’t score
> 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
hire a lion ..
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance…
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat….
Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry….purchase a lion(COSL) …
change his timings…(instead of 9 AM …change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…..
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….
Hire a lion….
Send him to chennai
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
Ask him to eat Edli,Dosa and Vada
No hindi speaking ppl… No good food
And say him “Go Ahead be a Tiger”.
Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion……
Last But not the least;
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!