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How Santa Singh got His Job

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time .

He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above

S : Below

O : Front

S : Back

O : Left

S : Right

O : Male

S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)

S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly…U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)

S : Pichhly…P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)

O : U…..G….. L …… Y…..(Officer shouts)

S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y……

Our Santa Singh also shouts)

Officer is now angry.

O : Get out

S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.

S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.

S : I am selected …….. ……. And This is how Santa Singh got his job.

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