Me: How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
You: I don’t know. How DO you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
Me: You take the ‘E’ out of ‘Safe’ and the ‘F’ out of ‘Way’
You: Hmmm….thinks about it….
(Scroll down for punchline if you haven’t figured it out yet)
You: But there’s no ‘F’ in ‘Way’!!!!!!
It’s fun to watch people try to figure this out, and see if they’ll come up with the punchline themselves.