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Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

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Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?

Student: No, teacher, it’s about the same dog!

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School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt holidays!

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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

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American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

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