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come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me….enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to my nighty.Dont be dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

What matters is not the length of the stick, but the magic in the wand

God created sex. Priests created marriage

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden of eden.

if you were my homework i’d do you everyday in every possible way.

Fornication: Term used by people who don’t have anybody to screw with.

Sex is only dirty when its done right… Can I show you how.

Your legs are nice, what time do they open?

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

Behind every bitch there’s a guy who made her that way

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