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A newly married society girl was determined to prove to her husband what an accomplished cook she was, and on the servant’s day off, set about cooking a chicken for his dinner. She plucked the fowl carefully, arranged it neatly in a dish, and put it in the oven.
Two hours later she heard a loud banging on the oven door. Investigation proved that the disturbance was being made by the chicken. ‘Lady,’ it cried piteously, ‘either give me back my feathers or turn on the oven. I’m freezing to death in this oven.’

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