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What is confidence ????

A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and
are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-
ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s
software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen
of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different
type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm
indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,
he replies : “If it is the same software that runs my company’s IT
systems, this plane won’t even take off.” !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ‘ Boss ‘

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ‘

6. Answer calmly, ‘Yes,’ and press the mouse button firmly….

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY

How professors speak english

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.