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What is the meaning ?

What is the meaning when a married man says “I will think about it”

It means he still have to get his wife’s opinion on that matter !

Its a Trap !

While doing house work a lady observes that her husband is watching something seriously on TV.

Suddenly he shouts “Noo, Don’t enter the church its a Trap!”.

Scared wife asks husband, “What are you watching honey?”

Husband replies “Our Marriage DVD !!!”

He must be …!

A beggar is begging “Hey lovely woman, please give a rupee for this poor blind person”.

Husband tells his wife “Give him a rupee, he is calling you a lovely woman, He must be blind!”.