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Husband Wife Jokes

Wife arrives late at night

One day a lady arrives home late at night and silently enters her bedroom.

She finds four legs on bed inside blanket, two male and two female!

She takes a rod in her hands and starts hitting and shouting crazily.

“What happens, why are u shouting” her husband ran into the room.

“Oh you are here! then who are on the bed?” wife asks.

“Your parents came, i let them sleep in our bedroom” replies husband.

Bloody English !

Husband calls his wife and asks “Honey, what are you doing?”

Wife replies “I’m dying”

Husband jumps up with joy and says “Don’t do it, how can i live without you!!!”

“Idiot, I am dying my hair” wife replies

“Bloody English, i hate it” husband sighs.

Before and After marriage behavior

If men behave the same way after marriage that they used to do before marriage, Half the divorces won’t happen.

If women behave the same way before marriage that they do after marriage, Half the marriages won’t happen!