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How can i do it ?

Wife tells husband “See our neighbor kisses his wife whenever he goes outside, Why can’t you do it?”

“Even i want to do it, But i don’t even know her!” husband replies.

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Wife arrives late at night

One day a lady arrives home late at night and silently enters her bedroom.

She finds four legs on bed inside blanket, two male and two female!

She takes a rod in her hands and starts hitting and shouting crazily.

“What happens, why are u shouting” her husband ran into the room.

“Oh you are here! then who are on the bed?” wife asks.

“Your parents came, i let them sleep in our bedroom” replies husband.

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Bloody English !

Husband calls his wife and asks “Honey, what are you doing?”

Wife replies “I’m dying”

Husband jumps up with joy and says “Don’t do it, how can i live without you!!!”

“Idiot, I am dying my hair” wife replies

“Bloody English, i hate it” husband sighs.

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